- A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father.
- CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
- Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
- I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
- Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio.
- Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
- Politics is just show business for ugly people.
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